Quirky Cocktail Maker T-Shirts

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Margarita

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'The first cocktail.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

"I asked you if you wanted to come to the gym, not if you would make me a gin..."

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"Sorry, there's no room in here. Howard always overbooks our cocktail parties."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

The perfect martini.

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Name your poison, dearie."

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'So, I have a few drinks in the afternoon. Your dinner's always on the table when you get in from work, isn't it?'

"Tuna Colada"

"Are you ordering two more bottles or just slipping into your 'great icons of drinking' mode?"

Cocktails for dogs

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

'There's no ice so I dropped my teeth in it.'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

'I would like one of your driest martinis in one of your finest sippy cups.'

"Your martini, sir, with iceberg lettuce."

Wanted: Solutions Integration Specialist, Must Be Able To Mix Drinks.

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

"David, do you think we're drinking too much in the evenings?"