Coffee Conjurer Mugs

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

Coffee Coven

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Needs salt!'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

Witch's Brew.

Human Recources Management

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Witches of Instagram

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Working from Home: In/Still In

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"