Cartoon Conjurer Pillows

Profession : Cartoonist

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist and Musician

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

Creativity

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Artistic license.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

Fallen Angel.