Culinary Conjurers Gifts

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"The BBC went for the 'three thin hags' cookery programme idea."

Guess Where Your Dinner Is?

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Healthy Witch Digest

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Ghostbasters 3

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Witches of Instagram

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

My Cauldron Rules