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"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Bright Idea

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Sales.

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

"Do you have any working capital?"

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'To Consumer Debt!'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.