Portion Conjurer T-Shirts

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Bright Idea

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Human Recources Management

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

Fallen Angel.

"She works best in hex mode."

Balancing Act.

"The usual, please."

Godot finally turns up

Fruits and vegetables

"I have to know how it's done."

Magician producing the Euro

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Alien Magician

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

Witching Hour

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

Magic Tricks

Sawing the PC in half.

Magician with a pound sign above a 'SOLD' house

Kekule was predestined

Economic analysis...