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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'All these regulations take the fun out of capitalism.'

Jimmy got out of the whole lemonade stand business and targeted a smaller, more lucrative demographic.

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'I'd like to see us start making a little more of this money, up here.'

'What I really miss is being able to blame my broker.'

'We could see the product for $14.95 but we're working to get it up to $49.99.'

"Do you have any working capital?"

"You can increase your profits 60% by pressuring staff into more unpaid overtime...that will be ?83,000 please."

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

"All those in favour of moving the decimal point..."

'It's alright to do your regular work, Sanders, but haven't you caught on yet? The big money is in breakthrough.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

"We were able to turn things around once we created this loophole."

Save The World

'To Consumer Debt!'

'I can see you share my vision.'

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'To me, Sims, money is just the means to a higher-end...to make more money.'

"It keeps me focused."

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

'All I ask is that I get my unfair share.'

Lucky Business

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

'Is this the first pound you ever made?'

'You have nothing to be ashamed of. If it were not for the Will of God, those obscene profits wouldn't be up for grabs.'

'Unfortunately it has a short expiration date.'

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

"Sell a person a fish, she eats for a day. Teach a person how to fish, you ruin a good business opportunity."

"You sold here? Looking at the chart, you can plainly see you should have sold up here."