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"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Upward Progress

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

Sales.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

The March to the Top

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

"Once more, with fury."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".