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'You're right, we did make a profit.'

"We thought we'd put in the details later."

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Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Sales.

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'