Profit Conjurer Mugs

"And now, out of thin air, I present to you the very numbers you were hoping to see."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Bright Idea

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Sales.

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

"Do you have any working capital?"

'To Consumer Debt!'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.