Crypto Conjurer T-Shirts

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

Bright Idea

Human Recources Management

"Darn it, lost another swab."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

Balancing Act.

"She works best in hex mode."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"I have to know how it's done."

Magician producing the Euro

fortune teller and credit card.

Witch Online

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Alien Magician

Quwaket

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

Sawing the PC in half.

The Evil Pixie of Reaction Mixtures Taunts Another Chemist.

Kekule was predestined

Economic analysis...

'Is anyone chairing this meeting?'