Crypto Conjurer Mugs

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

Bright Idea

Human Recources Management

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Guitars in Heaven

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

Balancing Act.

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

"She works best in hex mode."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"I have to know how it's done."

Magician producing the Euro

fortune teller and credit card.

Witch Online

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Quwaket

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Alien Magician

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

Sawing the PC in half.

The Evil Pixie of Reaction Mixtures Taunts Another Chemist.

Kekule was predestined

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