Keyboard Conjurer Pillows

Witch Online

'Needs salt!'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

Human Recources Management

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Guitars in Heaven

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Col Pugno

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

My Cauldron Rules

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'