Contentment Enthusiast Pillows

The pursuit of happiness: 'I caught it once. It was OK - but in my opinion, didn't live up to the hype.'

"Money can't buy happiness. That's why I enjoy it for its own sake."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Clown on bike.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

If you're happy and you know it...

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Sleepy Bunny

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

First Marriage

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.