Optimism Chaser Mugs

"Could be worse."

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh

'I remain confident we will pull out of this nose dive.'

Dressed for Success!

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"Things are looking up!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Woman out on limb

Arch of Triumph Save

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

Ladder of Success.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'