Positivity Pursuer Pillows

'I'm looking for something to change my life from quiet desperation to utter jubilation.'

"You need to stop being so negative about yourself. It's not good for your self esteem, and quite frankly, it makes you sound like a big loser."

'I think we'll prescribe daily hugs, mutual pats on the back and an hourly rendition of 'Oh what a beautiful morning...'.'

1986 is my year

God Loves You

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

That shows business confidence.

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Upward Progress

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Better times ahead.

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Sales.

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

The March to the Top

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'