Positivity Seekers Pillows

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Profits are down, staff morale is in freefall and we haven't kept control of costs...but it's not all bad news..."

"The great thing about a long vacation is you come home refreshed and feeling new! With our batteries recharged we're once again ready to take on the wor..."

I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.

That shows business confidence.

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Better times ahead.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The Death of the Blues

"Things are looking up!"

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

Jumping Man

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

The Three Kinds of People

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Don't Take No For an Answer

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

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