Positive Affirmation Seeker Pillows

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

That shows business confidence.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Better times ahead.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The Three Kinds of People

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Ego Increasing School

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Late-Onset Epiphany

You could learn to think of it as a learning curve, sir.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

How Gary got his groove back.

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'