Positive Affirmation Champ Pillows

"I am super happy. I am super healthy. I am super strog. I am super grateful."

Leadership suits you

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

Don't Take No For an Answer

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"My special power is supervision."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Change your style, learn to smile!

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"I like this new sales associate. He's so eager and positive."

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

Self Love Witch

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

World News for 2018

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

Think positive.

'Are we birds? Are these wings? Well, let's get rid of this idea that we can't fly!'

Step out-- speak up

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

'I'm scared that there's a fat woman outside of me, trying to get in.'