Positivity Champion Pillows

Think positive.

"You got lots of nice birthday cards, why are you dwelling on the one negative one?"

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I like this new sales associate. He's so eager and positive."

'The up side of being broke and unemployed is that you don't have to worry about writing last year's date on your checks.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Don't Take No For an Answer

Try not to worry.

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

"He's always been an optimist."

"You can do it!"

"My special power is supervision."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"I like your attitude, Harris."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

PEP TALKS!

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

Traffic Light Instructions

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

'Would you say this glass is half empty or half full?'

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

'I need your honest opinion...does my butt look big enough in this?'