Positive Affirmers Pillows

World News for 2018

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

Try not to worry.

"The doctor will she you now."

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

"He's always been an optimist."

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

PEP TALKS!

Porcupine Affirmations. Where there's a quill, there's a way!

"I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look like hell. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits."

'I'm no good at push ups.'

The power of positive affirmations

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

"I am a person of value."

'If you could get your weight to just shift a tad bit lower you'd be all set.'

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

Self-Reflecting Pool

Saline Dion.

'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'

Positive thinking really helps block out reality.

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

The Little Train: 'I thought I could.'

I suggest you get rid of that paunch! It's not a paunch, it's a big double chin!

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

"Face it, Bill, we all run out of positive energy from time to time!"

Mr Happy