Positive Affirmation Seeker T-Shirts

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

That shows business confidence.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Better times ahead.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

The Three Kinds of People

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Ego Increasing School

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Late-Onset Epiphany

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

You could learn to think of it as a learning curve, sir.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

How Gary got his groove back.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Modeling Successful Performance leads to excellence

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'