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My Hierarchy of Needs

Approval Heaven

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

Porcupine Affirmations. Where there's a quill, there's a way!

'I don't want a 'yes-man'. I want a two-legged affirmation.'

"Now that's my kind of meeting - I was correct in the beginning and still correct at the end!"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

The Salesman

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"You used to be that ambitious."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"