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Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

Mr Happy

Self-Reflecting Pool

'I'm a life coach, I validate lives not solve problems.'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

Porcupine Affirmations. Where there's a quill, there's a way!

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

Crossing the thin line into show business

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

The power of positive affirmations

"I am a person of value."

"Now that's my kind of meeting - I was correct in the beginning and still correct at the end!"

I think we've been riding in circles. I can't find the outpost anywhere! You can't see the fortress for the trees!

And it goes without saying that...

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Chicken Affirmations

Do I REALLY look like George Clooney... Now THAT'S what I call selling.

'Hey Harry? Remember all those things you're going to do when hell freezes over?'

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

'We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake... I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there!'