Affirmation Lover Gifts

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

Mr Happy

Self-Reflecting Pool

'I'm a life coach, I validate lives not solve problems.'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Crossing the thin line into show business

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

And it goes without saying that...

The power of positive affirmations

"I am a person of value."

"Now that's my kind of meeting - I was correct in the beginning and still correct at the end!"

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Chicken Affirmations

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

'Hey Harry? Remember all those things you're going to do when hell freezes over?'

'We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake... I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there!'

'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggonit, I'm not poorly drawn!'

"Sorry, Tom, but when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?"

"Don't let anyone call you a flightless bird. We're birds who choose to waddle."

"What's the matter, cat got your tongue?"