Affirmation Enthusiast Gifts

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

I'll tell 'You look lovely' 1$

"I am a person of value."

The power of positive affirmations

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Censorship.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Bad Career Move

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Censorship is killing free society.

'I inherited therefore I am'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

Lady mimics The Scream.

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"A wise person said, 'Curiosity develops the new product'....and that's why I'd like to introduce our latest addition to the team."

'About that blood pressure...stop taking things with a grain of salt.'