Affirmation Enthusiast Gifts

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

I'll tell 'You look lovely' 1$

"I am a person of value."

The power of positive affirmations

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Censorship.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Censorship is killing free society.

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Bad Career Move

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I inherited therefore I am'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

Lady mimics The Scream.

Porcupine Affirmations. Where there's a quill, there's a way!

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."