Affirmations Gifts

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

"You are a very special person with a hangover!"

Porcupine Affirmations. Where there's a quill, there's a way!

"I am a person of value."

"Don't let anyone call you a flightless bird. We're birds who choose to waddle."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Mail Yourself a Card.

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

The power of positive affirmations

Early Piety

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'Pop-up Bible.'

'It helps with reception.'

"The doctor will she you now."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

Arrow Church

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Church Hymn

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

World News for 2018

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

Self-Reflecting Pool

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

Little Jesus at school...

"Now that's my kind of meeting - I was correct in the beginning and still correct at the end!"

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Chicken Affirmations