Affirmations Gifts

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

"You are a very special person with a hangover!"

"I am a person of value."

"Don't let anyone call you a flightless bird. We're birds who choose to waddle."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Mail Yourself a Card.

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

The power of positive affirmations

Early Piety

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'Pop-up Bible.'

"The doctor will she you now."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'It helps with reception.'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

Arrow Church

Church Hymn

World News for 2018

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

Chicken Affirmations

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

Self-Reflecting Pool

"Now that's my kind of meeting - I was correct in the beginning and still correct at the end!"

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

Little Jesus at school...

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

"Now, how about some affirmations to balance all this negativity?"

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."