Positive Affirmations Gifts

"I am super happy. I am super healthy. I am super strog. I am super grateful."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Be Healthy

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"Things are looking up!"

Congratulations on the new you!

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

The Death of the Blues

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

How Optimism Works

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Simmons, when I said come back with a more positive mental attitude...'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."