Daily Affirmations Gifts

"You look amazing for someone who's just woken up!"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Friday

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

Post Game Day Betting.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Porcupine Affirmations. Where there's a quill, there's a way!

Every Day is a Gift

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

World News for 2018

"This was the best school day of the week!"

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

The power of positive affirmations

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

"I am a person of value."

"Now, how about some affirmations to balance all this negativity?"

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

"Thanks for taking out the trash."

'One of the problems here is that you don't let your husband finish a sentence. . .'

"You' re not listening to a word I'm saying, are you?"

"You are a very special person with a hangover!"

116 DAYS WITHOUT A COMPLIMENT

Mail Yourself a Card.

"Don't let anyone call you a flightless bird. We're birds who choose to waddle."

'Give them hell, dear - don't forget you're numero uno!'

Ribbons for Everyday Life: Cooked A Strange Vegetable, Ironed a Shirt, Remembered Her Name, Removed Rock From Shoe.

"I am super happy. I am super healthy. I am super strog. I am super grateful."

Alarm Clock: It's Time.