Everyday Encouragement Gifts

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Getting through the week.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

High Five

Fathers are Heroes

Post Game Day Betting.

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

The Jerck Manual

Change your style, learn to smile!

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

The 6 A.M. News Team

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

Every Day is a Gift

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

"Can I take out a loan for an ice cream cone?"

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

'Samaritans, mission control'

"Now, how about some affirmations to balance all this negativity?"

To Do List: Wake Up/Smell the Coffee/Drink the Coffee/Now What?

Earlyworm, Inc...CEO

"Thanks for taking out the trash."