Everyday Better Gifts

Post Game Day Betting.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Fathers are Heroes

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

The Jerck Manual

How to injury yourself as an adult

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

Man and woman with laundry

'I've got seamail.'

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

"Can I take out a loan for an ice cream cone?"

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"Pawn to King Four."

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

"Will your spiritual journey take you anywhere near the shops?"

'Got it!'

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

The motherhood

Subscribe to The Times? Girl Scout cookies? Donate to the food bank? Bob only needed a few items, but first he had to walk the Solicitor Gauntlet.

Woman Dancing.

Man leaving house with 'The world ends at noon today sign' "What do you want for dinner, dear?"

The much more typical...Renaissance Man.