Everyday Better Gifts

Post Game Day Betting.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Fathers are Heroes

"You have arrived at your destination."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

The Jerck Manual

How to injury yourself as an adult

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

Man and woman with laundry

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

"Pawn to King Four."

"Can I take out a loan for an ice cream cone?"

'I've got seamail.'

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

"Will your spiritual journey take you anywhere near the shops?"

'Got it!'

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

"Thanks for taking out the trash."

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

The motherhood

Subscribe to The Times? Girl Scout cookies? Donate to the food bank? Bob only needed a few items, but first he had to walk the Solicitor Gauntlet.

The much more typical...Renaissance Man.

Woman Dancing.