Everyday Innovator Gifts

"This website is selling PT Cruiser locking gas caps for only $13!"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Evolution.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

Sea weed harvest.

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

The power of the brain

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

My First Bitcoin.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"You have arrived at your destination."

Mark Zuckerberg

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Dog Walker