Everyday Innovator T-Shirts

'The check is in the email attachment.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Evolution.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Sea weed harvest.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

The power of the brain

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

Dog Walker

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."