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Evolution.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

CEO with SEO

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

Empty box of ideas

Eureka!

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Blue sky thinking

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

' A new idea '

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

Game changing

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"#BeCurious"

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.