Sustainable Innovator T-Shirts

"Great invention, but is it ozone friendly."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

100% carbon neutral

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Sea weed harvest.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Nuclear generation of energy.

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

City Windfarms.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Solar Plant

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Reuse it or lose it.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'