Sustainable Innovator T-Shirts

"Great invention, but is it ozone friendly."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Sea weed harvest.

Vivienne Westwood

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

City Windfarms.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Solar Plant

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Rubbish and Everest