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'The check is in the email attachment.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Evolution.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Blue sky thinking

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

The power of the brain

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'