Daily Innovators Gifts

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

Evolution.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Blue sky thinking

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Cloud Computing.

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

The power of the brain

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'