Everyday Champion Gifts

A pedestal with toilet paper, a magazine and a newspaper.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Supermom.

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

Fathers are Heroes

"You have arrived at your destination."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

'Dubious Adult Superpowers'

Skateboard Olympics.

The Jerck Manual

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

Man and woman with laundry

Heroes

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

'I've got seamail.'

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

Mothers are Heroes

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man

'Got it!'

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

Little Known Superheroes:'Open-jar man', 'Get keys out of a locked car guy', 'Captain reach it for you' and 'Smell this to see if its going bad guy'.

'It's just their little way of saying, 'Sorry we wrecked the planet.''

The motherhood

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

'Wasn't that Superman?'

Subscribe to The Times? Girl Scout cookies? Donate to the food bank? Bob only needed a few items, but first he had to walk the Solicitor Gauntlet.

Dumpster Diving

"Some of us are unsung heroes."