Everyday Champion Gifts

A pedestal with toilet paper, a magazine and a newspaper.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Supermom.

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

Fathers are Heroes

"You have arrived at your destination."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Skateboard Olympics.

'Dubious Adult Superpowers'

The Jerck Manual

Man and woman with laundry

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

'I've got seamail.'

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

Heroes

Mothers are Heroes

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

'Got it!'

Little Known Superheroes:'Open-jar man', 'Get keys out of a locked car guy', 'Captain reach it for you' and 'Smell this to see if its going bad guy'.

America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man

'It's just their little way of saying, 'Sorry we wrecked the planet.''

The motherhood

'Wasn't that Superman?'

Subscribe to The Times? Girl Scout cookies? Donate to the food bank? Bob only needed a few items, but first he had to walk the Solicitor Gauntlet.

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

Dumpster Diving

"Some of us are unsung heroes."

Activist in superhero outfit with a sign.