Words Of Affirmation Collector Gifts

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Wordplay: In The Bag.

The Snarky District

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

World News for 2018

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

Neither Here nor There

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Things you say when you are officially old...

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

The power of positive affirmations

"I am a person of value."

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

Self-Reflecting Pool

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Chicken Affirmations

Has No Weevil, Sees no Weevil, Eats a Weevil.

"Now, how about some affirmations to balance all this negativity?"

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

'One of the problems here is that you don't let your husband finish a sentence. . .'

As the crow flies cab co.

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."