Words Of Affirmation Collector T-Shirts

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Snarky District

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Porcupine Affirmations. Where there's a quill, there's a way!

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

World News for 2018

Neither Here nor There

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Things you say when you are officially old...

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Self-Reflecting Pool

The power of positive affirmations

"I am a person of value."

"You're right. It does look better around your neck."

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Chicken Affirmations

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

"Now, how about some affirmations to balance all this negativity?"

Has No Weevil, Sees no Weevil, Eats a Weevil.

'One of the problems here is that you don't let your husband finish a sentence. . .'

As the crow flies cab co.

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."