Words Of Affirmation Whiz Gifts

'One of the problems here is that you don't let your husband finish a sentence. . .'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Dog Park

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Sauce for the Goose

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"It's a swearbox."

"I spy with my little eye…"

A gift to complete the man cave.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"You're famous, Angus."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Global Positioning Manual

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's Friday, Ed.'

Law 'N' Order

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

"He's a whiz kid."

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I'll keep my remarks brief.'

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Language, Died The Death of a Thousand Tweets

Porcupine Affirmations. Where there's a quill, there's a way!

"I'm out. I've got a paw hand."

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

"Turns out the mouth of a river isn't the part right under its nose."