Words Of Affirmation Whiz Gifts

'One of the problems here is that you don't let your husband finish a sentence. . .'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Dog Park

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Sauce for the Goose

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"It's a swearbox."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

A gift to complete the man cave.

"You're famous, Angus."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Global Positioning Manual

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's Friday, Ed.'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

Law 'N' Order

"He's a whiz kid."

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"Turns out the mouth of a river isn't the part right under its nose."

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

"I prefer to think out of the box."