Words Of Affirmation Enthusiast Gifts

I think she sees a future for us! She said I was the last man she wanted to see at her door.

116 DAYS WITHOUT A COMPLIMENT

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Male On Sunday

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I inherited therefore I am'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

Porcupine Affirmations. Where there's a quill, there's a way!

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Now that we've invented language, we have to be careful not to get quoted out of context.

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

Globe. Which line do you prefer? "What's past is prologue" or "today is the first day of the rest of your life"?

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

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Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

You can't spell wife without WE. You can't spell husband without US.

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

"I am a person of value."