Affirmation Advocates Gifts

'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggonit, I'm not poorly drawn!'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Corporate person hood!

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Play It Safe

Porcupine Affirmations. Where there's a quill, there's a way!

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

Elves in bed

Learning to say 'no'

Self-Reflecting Pool

"Now that's my kind of meeting - I was correct in the beginning and still correct at the end!"

"I am a person of value."

The power of positive affirmations

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Chicken Affirmations

"...and therefore I share my Nobel Prize with my consultant."

Liberian President: Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

Mr Happy

'Mum, Dad, there's something I should tell you, I'm a a pouffe.'

'You have to learn to accept the things you can't change.', 'Even Geraldo?'

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

Mail Yourself a Card.

"Don't let anyone call you a flightless bird. We're birds who choose to waddle."

'I don't want a 'yes-man'. I want a two-legged affirmation.'

116 DAYS WITHOUT A COMPLIMENT

"Should I come out to everyone all at once or one cubicle at a time?"

"...anyway, that's enough about me...in next week's session we'll talk about something else."