Affirmation Advocate Gifts

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Woman carries the world.

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Leadership suits you

Thank you, Essential Workers

Detention Center

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

Human Rights for All

"They're class action figures."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Violence against children.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'I'm not kidding....my client is really insane!'