Affirmation Advocate Prints

I've decided I'm going to be positive all the time. What do you mean? Every major religion believes it's possible to speak things into existence. If you say you're a failure, you eventually become a failure. But if you SAY you're a winner over and over again, you can actually talk the universe into believing it. It'll make you a winner no matter how often you go bankrupt. So you agree Trump's going to win?

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Woman carries the world.

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

Leadership suits you

Thank you, Essential Workers

Detention Center

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"They're class action figures."

Human Rights for All

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Good News

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

Violence against children.

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Porcupine Affirmations. Where there's a quill, there's a way!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."