Assertiveness Advocate Gifts

Assertiveness class

Assertive hotline: 'Even though the announcer tells you not to, it's OK to touch your TV dial.'

'I should have warned you about the hazards of being very assertive!'

Learning to say 'no'

"...anyway, that's enough about me...in next week's session we'll talk about something else."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

Ego Increasing School

"Inactivists"

Mass Shootings Calendar

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

Fahrenheit 911.

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

Now You're Talking

"Move along . . . Go to your homes . . . There is nothing to see here!"

PRIDE!

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

The Catch

The 99% of the 1%

Democracy Bleeds

Horace Mann

Day One, NASA

Shock Therapy: GOP passes gun control bill

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

Laurent Gbagbo

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

Hillary Clinton

'Remember young brave to always face evil without fear...To have our tribe on foam and underwear!'

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?