Assertiveness Advocate Gifts

Assertiveness class

Assertive hotline: 'Even though the announcer tells you not to, it's OK to touch your TV dial.'

'I should have warned you about the hazards of being very assertive!'

Learning to say 'no'

"...anyway, that's enough about me...in next week's session we'll talk about something else."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Ego Increasing School

Mass Shootings Calendar

"Inactivists"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

Democracy Bleeds

PRIDE!

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

Horace Mann

"Move along . . . Go to your homes . . . There is nothing to see here!"

Day One, NASA

Hillary Clinton

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

Laurent Gbagbo

Shock Therapy: GOP passes gun control bill

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'

'It's very public-spirited to write your congressman, Millard, but Joe McCarthy has been dead for years!'

"Did I hear somebody say I 'should just shut up and play football...?!'"

"Four Nazis beat up and rape a black girl? Delete it and ban the girl for nudity!"

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."

Shared Poverty

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

"Well, I admire your assertiveness, but you might want to work on your people skills!"