Assertiveness Aficionados Gifts

'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Agility God

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Ego Increasing School

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"Well, I admire your assertiveness, but you might want to work on your people skills!"

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"I am a person of value."

Learning to say 'no'

The power of positive affirmations

Iván Duque Márquez

Whatever

Chicken Affirmations

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

"Caller, let me stop you right there. Your problem is you're a doormat! You need to march right back in there and tell him you don't take orders from any man, and if he wants dinner he can fix it himself!"

'See! It's all in the wrist.'

"I detect an accent — one that's down on its luck and has had too much to drink."

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

Immigrants to the USA

"I'm finally being the hero of my own story."

Crying Babushka with a Pussy Riot logo.