Assertiveness Aficionados Pillows

'How elaborate. Most women who don't want to go out with me just say no.'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Agility God

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Ego Increasing School

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'

"Well, I admire your assertiveness, but you might want to work on your people skills!"

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

Actually, Forced Child Separations Are All-American

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

The power of positive affirmations

"I am a person of value."

"Caller, let me stop you right there. Your problem is you're a doormat! You need to march right back in there and tell him you don't take orders from any man, and if he wants dinner he can fix it himself!"

Chicken Affirmations

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Learning to say 'no'

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

Whatever

Iván Duque Márquez

'See! It's all in the wrist.'

"I don't give a fig about Newton."

"I detect an accent — one that's down on its luck and has had too much to drink."

Immigrants to the USA

Let's not get into some expensive legal fight over the Yodel. I agree. I'm not fighting you. You're not? I've come up with my own e-reader that announces book titles aloud. It's called the Bindle. It announces the title in a erudite British accent. That way, it sounds like you're reading an important book that makes you smarter than other people. Accents. Brilliant. Color-Blinded* You unwashed miscreant. And programmable insults. *tinyyrl.comidbellbooks.