Affirmation Enthusiasts Pillows

"I've decided I'm going to be positive all the time."

Changing Minds

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

Self-Reflecting Pool

Whatever

"It reminds me of the very first ad that ever swayed me into buying something I didn't really want."

The power of positive affirmations

Chicken Affirmations

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

"I am a person of value."

"Now that's my kind of meeting - I was correct in the beginning and still correct at the end!"

Benedict puts his stress management course to its ultimate test. 'I won't crack, I won't crack...'

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

"I don't mind saving that I was nervous. This was my first sale...thanks, mom!"

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

Mr Happy

'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggonit, I'm not poorly drawn!'

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