Affirmation Fan Pillows

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

Valentines for Oneself.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Filet minion

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

The Da Vinci Cod

Joe Biden

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Trump Mask

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

"I want a story that won't challenge my worldview ."

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

Thomas Wyatt

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

"Now you've done it!"

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"