Affirmation Fan Pillows

Valentines for Oneself.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Filet minion

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

The Da Vinci Cod

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Joe Biden

Trump Mask

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

"I want a story that won't challenge my worldview ."

Thomas Wyatt

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Now you've done it!"

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

Tortoise & Hare.

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe